Well, I meant to post this yesterday, but si es la vida. Pretend like you read this 24 hours ago. Once you’re done doing that, remember that it’s Friday. I don’t want to be the one to make you have to relive the horror and anxiousness of Thursday all over again. Got yourself in a Thursday state of mind? Good! Here we go!

The OxyMorons, Asheville’s premiere improv comedy troupe, will be performing at ACT’s 35below theatre in two weeks! You have JUST TWO WEEKS to prepare yourself for the massive onslaught of funny. That’s right. On June 12th at 8pm, The OxyMorons will be bringing their brand of crazy humor back to Asheville at the 35below theatre (35 E. Walnut St., right below Asheville Community Theatre). Tickets are $10 and you can reserve them before the show (still general seating, though). Call the ACT box office for more info (254-1320) and to order your tickets now. If you’ve ever been in there, you know that seating is limited.

Here are all the dates that you should mark on your calendar:

June 12, 13, 19, 20, 26, and 27 starting at 8pm. AND THAT’S JUST JUNE!

Not enough funny for you? Want more? Well, we do have another show before that one coming up.

But it’s a secret.

Yup. We’ve got secret shows that only the people on our mailing list will know about. We’ve already got two secret shows worked out and on the calendar. Best of all, at least one of those shows is totally free. But you’ve got to sign up for our mailing list to find out where and when these secret shows are going to be.

Why sign up for our mailing list? Here’s a few reasons:

• You get our new monthly newsletter with games and other improv news …
• You get first wind of upcoming shows and appearances …
• You get the where and when about secret shows (usually free!) that we will not promote anywhere else …
• You get a free sticker and $5 off a t-shirt …

Oh, you didn’t know there was free stuff involved in this? Of course! We want to reward our best and most dedicated fans. We wouldn’t have lasted six years in this town if it weren’t for y’all.

But we can’t mail that actual physical stuff to you, since we’re not rich, so you’re going to have to come to a show to get your stuff. But if you come see all our shows and buy all our shirts, we’ll send you whatever you freaking want (under 25 lbs). Hooray for keeping the USPS in business! Hooray!

Oh. One other thing to note about our shows. If the show at 8pm sells out before we start, we’ll also have another show at 9:30. And 9:30 is when all the adult material comes out … maybe literally.

Sign up for our mailing list and come see as many shows as you want (maybe even two a night)! Every single show will different than the last, GUARANTEED! See you laughing soon! One more sentence with an exclamation point for fun!